Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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