I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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