He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is my gift to your gina
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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