I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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