They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
