Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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