We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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