I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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