You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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