I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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