I am spending my child support on dildos
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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