Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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