why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
