you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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