Dual....:-)
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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