My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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