What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
God, I missed his penis.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
