i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want to have your abortion
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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