this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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