I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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