you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
this just has baby written all over it
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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