Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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