how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
