Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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