apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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