no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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