bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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