Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I cockslap morals
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
that is very illegal...i love you.
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