my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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