I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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