he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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