I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You're a disaster
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