So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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