Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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