i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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