you guys were way drunker than both of me
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You smell like stripper and shame
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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
did i walk over a car last night?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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