Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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