i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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