Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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