Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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