: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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