I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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