i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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