So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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