Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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