is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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