so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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