Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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