I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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