I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she was so not down for the gang bang
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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