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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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