Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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