Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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