haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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