Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm at about main and main street
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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