Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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