some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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