he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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