I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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